New! 10 things that do not belong in the dryer

Friday, August 21, 2009 by RockstarMama

10. Squirrels 9. Little brother 8. Pudding cup 7. Samurai knife set 6. Poprocks 5. One small fishbowl containing one goldfish named Sam, one plastic castle, one small brown pirate treasure chest, three gallons of water and four cups of multi-colored aquarium rocks 4. Daddy's electric razor 3...

Knighthood 101

Wednesday, March 4, 2009 by RockstarMama

--Breaking news 3/4/09-- Senator Edward Kennedy is being awarded an honorary knighthood from Britain. Is it just me, or was anybody else surprised to discover that peeps are still being knighted? It conjures up this medieval image including horses, suits of armor, a lavish feast including whole turkey legs (like at the county fair) and people wearing velvet...