New! 10 things that do not belong in the dryer
Friday, August 21, 2009 by RockstarMama
10. Squirrels
9. Little brother
8. Pudding cup
7. Samurai knife set
6. Poprocks
5. One small fishbowl containing one goldfish named Sam, one plastic castle, one small brown pirate treasure chest, three gallons of water and four cups of multi-colored aquarium rocks
4. Daddy’s electric razor
3. Bottle of Jack Daniel’s
2. Collection of aerosol cans
1. Eggs (any variety)
Oh my word!!!! I would love to have your life! No kidding, want to take my TExES test for me?
I would love to be able to use my college degree for something as worthwhile as getting your kids to put a pink sock in with the whites, or better yet, use the tumble cycle as a way to sift together flour, cocoa, and sugar for a recipe!!! Did you ever try the drunk 3D chalk fat bat game?
I missed you girl! You should totally produce and star in a movie called “Mom! we blew up the house”! Which one is the ring leader? I’ll bet its your little girl!
LMAO
Just so my MGD doesn’t end up in the dryer.It should remain in the garage refrigerator at a constant 32.1 degrees.
how did they catch the squirrel is what I want to know.