Wednesday, April 22, 2009 by RockstarMama
I'm an uncoordinated klutz. I spill things, break things, trip over things, couldn't walk a balance beam to save my life and I'm notorious for making messes. I am single-handedly keeping the paper towels people in business... until now?
Crazy, creepy
Tags: as seen on tv, made for tv, product review, sham, shammy, shamwow, shamwow review, towel, wow
Posted in Product reviews
Saturday, April 18, 2009 by RockstarMama
Folks, since I accidentally and inadvertently tortured myself with the Smooth Away and Leg Magic for your literary enjoyment, I've received numerous requests to review (read: potentially hurt myself with) a variety of other products...
Friday, April 10, 2009 by RockstarMama
When you've been peed on as much as I have, sometimes you have to call for backup. To those of you with kids: We are potty training my three year-old twins. To those of you without kids: I invite you to imagine the horror. When you stop sobbing, go immediately to Target. Buy the largest box of condoms you can find...
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 by RockstarMama
Have you ever seen an eight foot-long, 600-pound cow sculpted entirely out of butter? I have. That's right, folks, you can't get this special brand of saturated fat-based art just anywhwere--I've been to the Iowa State Fair...
Saturday, April 4, 2009 by RockstarMama
10. My blog has had so many visitors today--users are all over my site! 9. Before I run out of power, I better plug this thing in. 8. Ugh, this upload is taking forever! 7. After I placed that ad, I'm certainly getting a lot of traffic. 6. Wow, the server went down. Now I'm really going to have to lay into our I...
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 by RockstarMama
Three days a week, I chuck my Converse in place of the requisite chick-torture heels and steer the MommyMobile across town to my "day job". My work digs feature a glorious cubeland a la Office Space, complete with all of the nutty characters and somehow-still-employed freaks a wannabe writer would ever need to fill cast spots on a mildly amusing sitcom...
