Conversations overheard in the Vegas blackout
Monday, March 23, 2009 by RockstarMama
Date: March 21, '09, Saturday night. Time: 9:30 p.m. Place: My house, Mountain's Edge, Las Vegas...
Things NOT to do in a home invasion
Friday, March 20, 2009 by RockstarMama
Either I'm part superhero, or I'm just a total jackass. Probably both. In case you ever want to scare the crap out of me, and are making a list of ways to do so, here are some things to add: Dogs (they snarl at me--ever seen Cujo?) Mass quantities of insects (they could swarm you and eat you...
RockstarMama on Twitter
Sunday, March 15, 2009 by RockstarMama
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Leg Magic: does it work?
Friday, March 13, 2009 by RockstarMama
Curse you, daylight savings time! "Springing forward" has a deceptively cute name. What it should really be called is "Enjoy your dark-ass mornings from now on, sucka..." Stumbling blindly down the hallway Monday morning in seemingly midnight conditions, I was forced to flip on the harsh overhead lights, which beamed like a spotlight on my white-ass legs...
Unbelievable 2 year-old twins
Sunday, March 8, 2009 by RockstarMama
Two year-old twins Peyton & Kailey talk politics and eat ice cream.
Join the naked bike race
Sunday, March 8, 2009 by RockstarMama
It's that time of year again... the birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming, love is in the air, and thousands of Australians are going for a naked bike ride. Is anyone else concerned about the nut injury potential of a NAKED BIKE RIDE?! I mean, isn't the bicycle seat already generally known as the most uncomfortable ass-bruising item available in the sporting world? Nonetheless, this March, naked Aussies will bare their cheeks and take to the streets to promote causes of choice--everything from protecting this ball we call earth to bike/pedestrian safety...
Smooth Away: Does it Work?
Saturday, March 7, 2009 by RockstarMama
Oh for crap's sake. I've been suckered. As a chick, there is a never-ending, arduous battle to be smooth and hair-free in most places. American society has determined that the high-priority targets are: Legs Underarms Bikini line A number of options exist for your hair removal needs. Traditional choices include: Shave it Wax it Zap it Burn it off with chemicals Pluck it F*ck it These, of course, range from annoying (shaving) to soul-suckingly agonizing (waxing)...
Knighthood 101
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 by RockstarMama
--Breaking news 3/4/09-- Senator Edward Kennedy is being awarded an honorary knighthood from Britain. Is it just me, or was anybody else surprised to discover that peeps are still being knighted? It conjures up this medieval image including horses, suits of armor, a lavish feast including whole turkey legs (like at the county fair) and people wearing velvet...
