10 things

Wednesday, February 25, 2009 by RockstarMama

10 THINGS THAT RHYME WITH PROCRASTINATION: Bus station Gyration Lactation Secret military operation Constipation Flatulation Artificial insemination Exfoliation Ultraviolet radiation National Aeronautics and Space Administration Tags: , , ,
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Live from the red carpet

Sunday, February 22, 2009 by RockstarMama

Oh hell yeah... it's Oscars night! The glitz, the glamour, the unaffordable couture, the stars, the gossip, the little gold man... what more can a girl ask for?  Stay tuned for RockstarMamaOnline.com's live Oscars blog. ------------------------------------------------------------- WOOHOO!! It's 3PST...

Boys and tools

Saturday, February 21, 2009 by RockstarMama

I don't get dudes. My wonderfully rugged and manly husband just appeared in the backyard with a wheelbarrow full of tools and a load mysteriously-sourced lumber--the kind that has a number for a name (two by something). I'm scared. Also, I was unaware that we owned a wheelbarrow. That's a fun surprise...

The great popcorn incident

Friday, February 20, 2009 by RockstarMama

Oh man. I'm thinking I may have to draft an angry letter to the Orville Redenbacher peeps. That weird old guy in the suspenders may be gone (the one who looks like the landlord from Three's Company), but surely they have a PR department. The side of the Natural Buttery Salt & Cracked Pepper popcorn box clearly indicates that while popcorn is a lovely treat to share with your kiddos, you should be cautious so as not to let them choke on it...