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	<description>Life, love, kids, fun, rock.</description>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-29899</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Rockstarmama. I read two or three of your blogs on reviews for some products before reading this one. It is true that (anything touching on) kids sell or elicit response(s); here I am responding or commenting on a blog of yours, though I initially said that I should just laugh and exit the site no strings attached. Kiss your kids for this stranger.

Btw :) I used the Smooth Away today.  Being thick-dark-skinned, sanding really hard for several minutes---something clearly happened to the instant hair removal claim as advertised---sanding really hard to achieve results on the wrinkly areas of the body did not leave me red/irritate/something. In a significant lesser time of sanding, the hair on the sturdy areas of my skin (my solid abs where my hairy tummy line is situated for example) was gone.  I sense that it will work on my strong legs too, but I will save money and time by shaving.

Peace</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Rockstarmama. I read two or three of your blogs on reviews for some products before reading this one. It is true that (anything touching on) kids sell or elicit response(s); here I am responding or commenting on a blog of yours, though I initially said that I should just laugh and exit the site no strings attached. Kiss your kids for this stranger.</p>
<p>Btw <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I used the Smooth Away today.  Being thick-dark-skinned, sanding really hard for several minutes&#8212;something clearly happened to the instant hair removal claim as advertised&#8212;sanding really hard to achieve results on the wrinkly areas of the body did not leave me red/irritate/something. In a significant lesser time of sanding, the hair on the sturdy areas of my skin (my solid abs where my hairy tummy line is situated for example) was gone.  I sense that it will work on my strong legs too, but I will save money and time by shaving.</p>
<p>Peace</p>
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		<title>By: Orly</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-29887</link>
		<dc:creator>Orly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re awesome. No lie. I agree with Lori, you deserve to be paid for this - you should look into a weekly column with a paper or something :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re awesome. No lie. I agree with Lori, you deserve to be paid for this &#8211; you should look into a weekly column with a paper or something <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: KatieMaesMama</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-29878</link>
		<dc:creator>KatieMaesMama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just read this when I should have been getting ready to leave for a meeting.  Hilarious!  Remind me to tell you my ridiculous home invasion story sometime :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just read this when I should have been getting ready to leave for a meeting.  Hilarious!  Remind me to tell you my ridiculous home invasion story sometime <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Rockstar Mama</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-29769</link>
		<dc:creator>Rockstar Mama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 19:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks!! :)

It seems funnier in retrospect; at the time I was completely freaked! I was still thinking last night about how I was yelling things downstairs. What did I think that was going to accomplish?!?

Twins!! So cool! OH the potty training adventure... there really just even aren&#039;t words. Love babycenter! I&#039;m on pregnancy.org too--I&#039;ve been on there for years. &quot;Vegas30&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks!! <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>It seems funnier in retrospect; at the time I was completely freaked! I was still thinking last night about how I was yelling things downstairs. What did I think that was going to accomplish?!?</p>
<p>Twins!! So cool! OH the potty training adventure&#8230; there really just even aren&#8217;t words. Love babycenter! I&#8217;m on pregnancy.org too&#8211;I&#8217;ve been on there for years. &#8220;Vegas30&#8243;.</p>
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		<title>By: Chick</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-29754</link>
		<dc:creator>Chick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 02:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lmao.. awww..I dont know but you seem to have made that somewhat awkward situation to explain very hilarious.. Im stilling laughing. 

Im also a mommy of boy/girl twins (2 years) along with a five year old.. I had a very similiar situation... altho I dont remember feeling as heroic ;) 

Stumbled across your blog from a post you had on babycenter, and as if the idiotic potty training advice wasnt enough I was tempted to read on.. Seriously your great I think I just might have to subscribe!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lmao.. awww..I dont know but you seem to have made that somewhat awkward situation to explain very hilarious.. Im stilling laughing. </p>
<p>Im also a mommy of boy/girl twins (2 years) along with a five year old.. I had a very similiar situation&#8230; altho I dont remember feeling as heroic <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>Stumbled across your blog from a post you had on babycenter, and as if the idiotic potty training advice wasnt enough I was tempted to read on.. Seriously your great I think I just might have to subscribe!</p>
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		<title>By: Rockstar Mama</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-20748</link>
		<dc:creator>Rockstar Mama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks! She&#039;s done the same thing a few times since then (kicking the crib) and for a second it always freaks me out. Then I get to feel like a dumbass all over again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks! She&#8217;s done the same thing a few times since then (kicking the crib) and for a second it always freaks me out. Then I get to feel like a dumbass all over again.</p>
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		<title>By: Audrey Borden</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-19268</link>
		<dc:creator>Audrey Borden</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Moms Rock! Even when we do the darndest things... This was hilarious!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Moms Rock! Even when we do the darndest things&#8230; This was hilarious!</p>
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		<title>By: Rockstar Mama</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-18793</link>
		<dc:creator>Rockstar Mama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Emily--Dude! There should be a warning label on cribs to let us know about these things. And also, thank you, I shall refer to your comment when I am feeling blue. :)

The Queen--Capes kick ass! Would work better than a towel or bedsheet. My only concern, of course, would be becoming unfortunately tangled in said cape. Possibly rolling somewhere down the hall and unproductively trapped inside like a burrito. I am not very coordinated.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Emily&#8211;Dude! There should be a warning label on cribs to let us know about these things. And also, thank you, I shall refer to your comment when I am feeling blue. <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The Queen&#8211;Capes kick ass! Would work better than a towel or bedsheet. My only concern, of course, would be becoming unfortunately tangled in said cape. Possibly rolling somewhere down the hall and unproductively trapped inside like a burrito. I am not very coordinated.</p>
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		<title>By: The Queen</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-17760</link>
		<dc:creator>The Queen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG you are funny as ever..I&#039;m off to sew you a cape...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG you are funny as ever..I&#8217;m off to sew you a cape&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-15885</link>
		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is the second article I&#039;ve read by you, you&#039;re fantastic. And a very talented writer, a lot of people get paid to make stuff like this and aren&#039;t nearly as funny. This same thing happened to me so I totally LOL at this story. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the second article I&#8217;ve read by you, you&#8217;re fantastic. And a very talented writer, a lot of people get paid to make stuff like this and aren&#8217;t nearly as funny. This same thing happened to me so I totally LOL at this story. <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Rockstar Mama</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-14155</link>
		<dc:creator>Rockstar Mama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously, friends! All the planning in the world and when the actual incident arises you act like a jackass. Eh well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, friends! All the planning in the world and when the actual incident arises you act like a jackass. Eh well.</p>
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		<title>By: Ma'm Author</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-13908</link>
		<dc:creator>Ma'm Author</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hilarious! Ive just found you from BlogCatalog and will definitely be back. Great story :).

Its a very real dilemma though. Despite any and all &quot;planning&quot; of what one would do in said situation, but...if it actually happens...?!#*!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hilarious! Ive just found you from BlogCatalog and will definitely be back. Great story <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
<p>Its a very real dilemma though. Despite any and all &#8220;planning&#8221; of what one would do in said situation, but&#8230;if it actually happens&#8230;?!#*!</p>
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		<title>By: Shlomo</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-13645</link>
		<dc:creator>Shlomo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 08:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Interesting blog mate!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting blog mate!!</p>
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		<title>By: Marcus Fenix</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-13573</link>
		<dc:creator>Marcus Fenix</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha this is awesome!</description>
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		<title>By: Keg of Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-13315</link>
		<dc:creator>Keg of Wisdom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dude I am so scared of burglars...I have dreams on a nightly basis of scenarios in which I have to fight off random burglars...kind of like Home Alone....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dude I am so scared of burglars&#8230;I have dreams on a nightly basis of scenarios in which I have to fight off random burglars&#8230;kind of like Home Alone&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Rockstar Mama</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-11095</link>
		<dc:creator>Rockstar Mama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jess--No kidding! It was so windy today that my hair had NO CHANCE.

Lori--Great comments are a pretty good payment. ;)

Jini--AWESOME!! Hairspray... it&#039;s the new mace.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jess&#8211;No kidding! It was so windy today that my hair had NO CHANCE.</p>
<p>Lori&#8211;Great comments are a pretty good payment. <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Jini&#8211;AWESOME!! Hairspray&#8230; it&#8217;s the new mace.</p>
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		<title>By: Jini - Nervousmudder</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-10815</link>
		<dc:creator>Jini - Nervousmudder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh wow i have done that! my weapon of choice.... big ol can of RAVE hairspary! get them down while at a distance :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh wow i have done that! my weapon of choice&#8230;. big ol can of RAVE hairspary! get them down while at a distance <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Lori</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-10364</link>
		<dc:creator>Lori</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 07:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m so glad I found your site!  I love that there is another one of us out there!  I hope you get paid for these!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m so glad I found your site!  I love that there is another one of us out there!  I hope you get paid for these!</p>
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		<title>By: Jess :]</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jess :]</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol, that made my day! especially with all the wind here in Vegas.. i&#039;ve been thinking someones in the house all night! :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol, that made my day! especially with all the wind here in Vegas.. i&#8217;ve been thinking someones in the house all night! <img src='http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Rockstar Mama</title>
		<link>http://www.rockstarmamaonline.com/theblog/?p=144#comment-9940</link>
		<dc:creator>Rockstar Mama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL!!! Picturing that is just the greatest!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL!!! Picturing that is just the greatest!</p>
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