Friday, August 21, 2009 by RockstarMama
10. Squirrels 9. Little brother 8. Pudding cup 7. Samurai knife set 6. Poprocks 5. One small fishbowl containing one goldfish named Sam, one plastic castle, one small brown pirate treasure chest, three gallons of water and four cups of multi-colored aquarium rocks 4. Daddy's electric razor 3...
Friday, April 10, 2009 by RockstarMama
When you've been peed on as much as I have, sometimes you have to call for backup. To those of you with kids: We are potty training my three year-old twins. To those of you without kids: I invite you to imagine the horror. When you stop sobbing, go immediately to Target. Buy the largest box of condoms you can find...
Monday, March 23, 2009 by RockstarMama
Date: March 21, '09, Saturday night. Time: 9:30 p.m. Place: My house, Mountain's Edge, Las Vegas...
Friday, March 20, 2009 by RockstarMama
Either I'm part superhero, or I'm just a total jackass. Probably both. In case you ever want to scare the crap out of me, and are making a list of ways to do so, here are some things to add: Dogs (they snarl at me--ever seen Cujo?) Mass quantities of insects (they could swarm you and eat you...
