Wednesday, May 27, 2009 by RockstarMama
Folks, I'm 33: The general age when you start realizing that sizzling the crap out of your skin in the sun for a three-day tan/burn when you were in high school was probably not the best use of your time. Adding to the sun fun, I'm also a mom of toddler twins, so I haven't slept in about three years...
Saturday, May 16, 2009 by RockstarMama
Defacing stuff is fun, even if it's just your own driveway. 3D chalk sounds like something you would maybe use to scribble mad art while draped in a glow necklace and drunk as hell at some '90s rave...
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 by RockstarMama
I'm an uncoordinated klutz. I spill things, break things, trip over things, couldn't walk a balance beam to save my life and I'm notorious for making messes. I am single-handedly keeping the paper towels people in business... until now?
Crazy, creepy
Tags: as seen on tv, made for tv, product review, sham, shammy, shamwow, shamwow review, towel, wow
Posted in Product reviews
Saturday, April 18, 2009 by RockstarMama
Folks, since I accidentally and inadvertently tortured myself with the Smooth Away and Leg Magic for your literary enjoyment, I've received numerous requests to review (read: potentially hurt myself with) a variety of other products...
Friday, March 13, 2009 by RockstarMama
Curse you, daylight savings time! "Springing forward" has a deceptively cute name. What it should really be called is "Enjoy your dark-ass mornings from now on, sucka..." Stumbling blindly down the hallway Monday morning in seemingly midnight conditions, I was forced to flip on the harsh overhead lights, which beamed like a spotlight on my white-ass legs...
Saturday, March 7, 2009 by RockstarMama
Oh for crap's sake. I've been suckered. As a chick, there is a never-ending, arduous battle to be smooth and hair-free in most places. American society has determined that the high-priority targets are: Legs Underarms Bikini line A number of options exist for your hair removal needs. Traditional choices include: Shave it Wax it Zap it Burn it off with chemicals Pluck it F*ck it These, of course, range from annoying (shaving) to soul-suckingly agonizing (waxing)...
